Britney Spears is launching a lingerie line – All very delicate hunni!!!

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If her empire wasn’t big enough, she’s adding one more product with her face on it. With a rather popular and lucrative perfume line, sold out shows in Las Vegas and reasonable album sales, the once pop princess is entering the world of lingerie.

Named “THE INTIMATE BRITNEY SPEARS”, what a sweet name that is…

“WITH THE RANGE, SPEARS IS BRINGING HER VISION OF LUXURIOUS SLEEP-WEAR TO LIFE WITH PLAYFUL PIECES FOR EVERY WOMEN TO FEEL BEAUTIFUL. AFTER SELLING OUT WORLD TOURS AND ENTERTAINING FANS NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, SPEARS CONTINUES HER MESSAGE OF CONFIDENCE AND POISE WITH TEN ROMANTIC LINES WITH ROMANTIC INTIMATE.

THE INTIMATE BRITNEY SPEARS OFFERS FEMININE LINGERIE SETS, VINTAGE INSPIRED BUSTIERS AND KIMONOS, AS WELL AS RELAXED LOUNGE-WEAR SUCH AS JERSEY CAMISOLES, SHORTS AND SWEATS. THE COLLECTION ALSO FEATURES DETAILED SHOULDER STRAPS AND STUNNING EMBELLISHMENTS, IN ACTION TO CROCHET EDGES, SATIN RIBBONS AND LACE TRIM.”

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That was the collection definition and let me just say, WOW!!! They use a lot of words to describe simple things and we all know that’s not Britney, the shorts, sweats and stuff, yeah, that’s more her thing. Once a white trash, always a white trash. Nothing against white trash ok!!! But pretending to be all poised and sophisticated makes my stomach twist.

The line is set to come out on September 23rd, where Ms. Spears herself will attend the launching party in London.

Allegedly, Britney released this statement: “EVERY WOMAN SHOULD FEEL CONFIDENT AND BEAUTIFUL IN EVERYTHING SHE PUTS ON. MY VISION FOR THE INTIMATE BRITNEY SPEARS IS TO CREATE PIECES THAT ARE SEXY, LUXURIOUS AND COMFORTABLE AT THE SAME TIME. I AM EXCITED TO INTRODUCE THIS COLLECTION BECAUSE I FEEL THAT WE ACCOMPLISHED EXACTLY THAT.”

Ok kids, the library is now open!!!

Firstly, she didn’t write that or at least the majority of it. Secondly, she mentioned sexy, and luxurious but forgot cheap and tacky (because we all know that’s how is going to look like right???) and she’s excited to introduce this collection because she feels that they accomplished exactly that, is it me or is that sentence fucked up???

Please do let me know!!! I’ve been on the sun for hours….

Well, she might be needing some extra cash or something but worst comes worst, we can all have a “PIECE OF ME” now!!!! LOL (eye-side)

She’s shady today hunni!!!!

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  1. Hahaha – Cracks me up! We will start bidding on this bitch at 2 dollars – Yip! Wonder where her range will be marketed? It’d be nice to see it in Primani… Giving the white trash girls a hint of pretty luxury would feel apt. .. But Brit’s probably aiming for Selfridge’s and the like…. Don’t imagine we’ll be seeing it in M&S any time soon (or EVER!?) Xx

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